Hannah, a gender-fluid icon and activist, embodies the trans* dream of “I can be…”, with her sense of fun, fashion, style and presence. We’ve launched Hannah in a gender-fluid starter pack, including her own line of lipstick, 6″ heels (of course!) and her patented “Pink Fog” spray mist.
And as with any t-girl, Hannah has a HUGE range of outfits and looks for you to choose from and collect. This includes a fabulous array of gorgeous frocks and dresses, wigs in multiple colors and styles, all the heels a t-girl could wish for, the most amazing line of makeup on the planet, lipstick colors to die for, and special t-girl lingerie and undergarments to give any gender-fluid girl curves in all the right places!
When you gotta strut your stuff, you can’t go past a pair of Hannah’s Heels. Available only in 6″ heel options (to paraphrase Henrietta Ford, they are available in any heel height, so long as it’s 6″!), Hannah’s Heels feature her exclusive Hot Pink™ soles (so you can let the world know you’re proudly wearing Hannah’s Heels!), and are available in a range of fashion styles.
Designed for comfort and all-day wearing, Hannah’s Heels feature a specially engineered natural cushion sole combined with a unique padding system to help minimise pinching and blistering (though we all still have to suffer a little for our beauty!).
Hannah’s Heels are available in a range of sizes, including extra-width options, so you can be sure of a comfortable, yet snug fit.
And to ensure the best possible and most comfortable fit, Hannah’s Heels has developed a unique sizing algorithm tailored for all sizes and shapes of foot.
When you order your Hannah’s Heels, we’ll ask you for a range of measurements; follow these instructions precisely, and we guarantee you’ll slip into your new Hannah’s Heels as if they were made just for you. Because they are!
When you put on your lipstick, you can finally present your true face to the world. And with Hannah’s Lipstick, oh my, what a face! Uniquely developed for every t-girl’s lips, Hannah’s Lipstick incorporates special formulations to give you that perfect blend of color, cover, shine and shape.
Hannah’s Lipstick lasts ALL day, so you’ll never need to re-apply (but if you want to, why ever should we discourage you!) throughout a full day of shopping, talking, shopping, walking, chatting and more shopping.
Our “bleed-free” formulation, combined with our “Smart-Lippy™” “Virtual Lipliner™” snap-to properties, ensure an even and perfectly symmetrical coating of Hannah’s Lipstick, first time, every time. You never-ever have to worry again about the painstaking (and often painfully frustrating!) application of lip liner.
Then, when it’s time to say farewell to your t-girl alter-ego for the day, and revert to guy-mode, Hannah’s patented Goneaway Girl™ makeup remover ensures everything wipes off quickly and easily. There’s no tell-tale lipstick lines, foundation smudges or errant mascara clumps when you need to rush into that emergency 5 pm meeting that the boss just called on what you thought was your day off.
Hannah’s Pink Fog gender euphoria spray helps you get quickly into that state of t-girl bliss, when you just know your makeup is perfect, your outfit is fabulous, your look is amazing, and the whole world is in complete awe of you.
Our unique formulation of endorphins, pheromones and hormone micro-doses changes the way you see the world, and your perception of how the world sees you!
Hannah’s Pink Fog instantly banishes any feelings of inadequacy, guilt, self-doubt, and that whole “what-on-earth-am-I-doing-and-who-am-I-kidding” mindset that every t-girl can feel from time to time.
Simply spray a short burst of Hannah’s Pink Fog into the air above and in front of you, and walk into that calming miasma of self-acceptance, joy and self-confidence that is true gender euphoria.
SAFETY NOTICE: It is extremely important that you use Hannah’s Pink Fog strictly as directed. Excessive application of Hannah’s Pink Fog can have unforeseen consequences. Please use with caution.
6 thoughts on “I’m a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World”
Need a ‘big ‘ol can’ of that pink stuff…..
I love this. Glad to see Barbie’s got another activist sister. Have you seen this
If we’re all supposed to wear masks now what will that do to the lipstick industry?
SERIOUSLY, BARBIE er Hannah, I think you have the makings of a WHOLE NEW BRAND!